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Bagi yang belum tahu siapa itu Howard Wolowitz, mungkin bisa mulai menonton serial The Big Bang Theory, sekarang ongoing di season 5.
berikut quote dari Howard :
- i want to be your derivative, so i can lay tangent to your curves
- why don’t we go back to my place, so i can show you the exponential growth of my natural log
- i’m like pi baby, i’m really long and i go on forever
- if i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me : smooth or rough?
- it’s not the length of the vector that counts, it’s how you apply the force
- i wish i was your differential equation homework, because then i’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk
- you must be the square root of two, cause i feel irrational around you
- let’s take each other to limit, and see if we converge
- hey girl, do you love water? that means you love 80% of me
- are you a 90 degree angle? cause you lookin right
- what do you say we go back to my room and do some math? add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply
- you must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation
- i might not be as efficient as carnot, but that just means our equipment will be that much hotter
- if i could rearrange the periodic table, i would put "U" and "I" together
- if i increase my current, will that decrease your resistance?
- baby, let’s be chemist and do it on the table, periodically
- i have mass, you have mass, there’s attraction between us
- 4 girls with fake boobs? silica tetrahedron
- my name? Bond, Covalent Bond